Hateful Things, Part 1

This month's topic is "Hateful Things.' Cause I know yall are haters just like I am. Read, comment, add me!

One is in a hurry to leave the classroom for an important meeting once a lecture is finished, but departure is prevented by the chatter of the classmate nearest one. If it is someone of no importance, one can get rid of him by saying, “Well, I have to run to the gym now before all the ellipticals are taken!” or “Tell me about it on Facebook”; but, should it be the sort of person whose presence commands one’s best behavior, such as the cute boy that sometimes sits next to one and asks to borrow pens, the situation is hateful indeed. The cuteness of said boy is also regrettably diminished at such moments, especially when he neglects to return the pens.